to a site that I never really update.

eric-b.net

So, I am moving to a new location, and while it is not all perfected yet, the blog is done. I will be updating there and hope to spend some time this weekend making things look a little bit better over there. If you want ot know where the site is, email me at umm.... junglejunkie@optonline.net

So last night I went to court and was told I am going to jail for 6 months because of a directive that was sent out from Trenton. Instead, the judge ignored the directive and gave me 90 days on the sherrifs labor assistance program, along with 21 days inpatient rehab. So, I get to keep my job, hang out with crack heads, and work for free. Not too bad all in all. This might have something to do with that fact that here in NJ, half of the judges go to AA meetings. So, The site is going ot be worked on more tonight and should be up by January. It is going to rock.

so little time. I am working on a full fledged web site that will feature some of the stories of my most interesting life, a blog, and a forum to debate how wonderfully screwed up things are. expect it out in a month or two. Recent events lead to short cash flow and that means the server project is getting cut short. I will most likely eventually rent server space, but until then, I want to host the site myself. Technically most of it is up, but my service blocks the internet port, port 80. just some new parts and a redirect service and I am set. If you still read this, stay tuned.

   So, my roommate is gay. Almost as gay as girls that drool over a Lexus. Last night I took a picture of mine that wound up in his posession that looked like he was getting head from an old chum from a party back when I was 15. Those were the days. Of course I wound up with the picture, which I snatched and proclaimed would be on the internet. This was just a joke, but after having it get crumpled, it will wind up here soon enough. To top it off today, I got a text message from Mr. Jew boy himself asking me to get cigarettes on the way home from class. I responded with, "Lazy prick." After I got off the phone with another friend, I sent him a text. It said, "Bet he doesn't have cash." I get back to my house and wave the cigarettes and say, "Show me the cash." "I don't have any," he replies. Score one for me. FAG!
   So yes. Girls always like a guy that drives a Lexus. You know what? I have known a few kids who drove them. One was okay, one was cool unless you were a girl that liked faithful men, and the others were the cream of the crap. Also brought up in this statement, was being a single child. Sorry. I am so sorry if you were one. The reason is this. You are 85% selfish. It was based on your upbringing. Instead of getting mad at me, blame your parents.
   Yes, if not for my daily interactions with those that surround me, I would live a dull life. I love all of those that I love to hate. They are my spice of life. And lately, I feel like I am haning out in a cajun steak house.